Another kind of crazy

Hi God.

You've no doubt been keeping up with the campaign in NC-8 to unseat Larry Kissell, what with Tim D'Annunzio, one of your most devoted servants, in the race. Today I learned that Tim is planning to sue the devil out of his opponent Harry Johnson (what a name!) for telling so-called lies about his so called past.

Holy mackerel. Where in heaven's name do you come up with these people?

In any case, I'm contacting you today to ask you to defend Tim so that he may emerge victorious. After all, the guy is blogging for you and taking on teh evil gayz. Surely that warrants your divine intervention.

But please don't stop after the run-off. Please deliver a complete and convincing victory to Tim D'Annunzio in November over Larry Kissell. If we're going to have crazy in Congress, we might as well get our money's worth.

James

PS Blessed are the government-hating underdogs, for they shall inherit jobs paid for by taxpayers.