Charles Taylor to receive Award!

Submitted by Daniel L. Siler on Tue, 09/19/2006 - 3:26am.

For Immediate Release
From Far West Reporter Viper3 to the Western Carolina news Network
Congressman Charles Taylor to receive Award!
Last night, the phone rang so hard it jumped off the hook. I could not believe what I was hearing. The 11th District Congressman Charles Taylor will receive the first ever Liberty Bell 7 Award!

This award was created for the sole purpose of honoring those government employees, just like Astronaut Gus Grissiom, who get scared and blew their hatch too soon! This award is for nothing less than being a total failure at ones endeavors.

Although the Liberty Bell 7 now is on display in Washington, DC , Taylor and press Secretary Deborah Potter whii take the 7 hour trip by boat to where it was lost at. At that point and time Taylor, who by the way will be under guard of Seal Team 6, will be briefed, given a set of swim fin’s and a mask without a snorkel! He will also be allowed a 100 pound lead belt.

At the entry point Taylor must follow a rope tied to a buoy the 1900 feet below the surface to retrieve his award. Now for the hard part, the rope he follows down is tied to a 100 pound container of horse & dog crap which he must bring back to the surface with him! Actually, that is the award! We will keep you posted!

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