An announcement that appears in the Greenville Daily Reflector's community news section...
Dole adviser to speak
Jonathan Brooks, senior adviser to Sen. Elizabeth Dole, will speak at Conservatives, Arise! Political Action Committee at 6:30 p.m. Jan. 16 at the Riverside Steak Bar, 2301 Stantonsburg Road (across from Doctors' Park). Brooks, a political strategist, will give a power point presentation on the results of the November election and how and why the voters voted as they did across the country. For more information, call Joe Sturz at 321-8838.
Everyone interested in a deft demonstration of self-justification combined with an explanation of how the obvious isn't really so is invited to attend. Please note: No questions regarding Sen. Dole's belly flop while chairing the National Republican Senatorial Committee will be invited.
("Conservatives Arise!"... doesn't that sound like something to say over a tomb?)