GLOBAL WARMING BASTARDS?
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 05/09/2007 - 4:50pm
AccuWeather\'s Joe Bastardi told a conference in Houston today that seven hurricanes may strike the US coastline this year. Their predicting fourteen tropical storms.The report said some may cut across Florida before moving into the Gulf. A spokeperson for the White House said that the weatherman was no doubt a Bastard for putting out this Global Warming crap. A another spokeperson for the Exxon Oil company said this proves that Al Gore had a bastard evil twin brother who dabbles in rainmaking Indian myths.
Just imagine if Gore took the WH in '00
instead of having this debate, we'd actually be doing something about it.
No matter that patriotism is too often the refuge of scoundrels. Dissent, rebellion, and all-around hell-raising remain the true duty of patriots.
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