GOP leadership caption contest
Have a quick read, then try your hand at captioning this darling little photo! Thanks to loftT for the great suggestion.
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Two face Tom?
Ron: "Listen Kid! You have to get rid of that ugly face of yours, if you are going to be in politics. You look like some poor loser in a ugly Gay Hog contest. And get rid of that cheap Sears Sucker Suit"
Ron, gazing into your eyes...
I can believe anything you tell me... yes sir of course trickle down economics is wonderful...no sir of course I'm not gay.
Progressives are the true conservatives.
"Oh, it was horrible!"
"So, like I was saying: I'm running down the hall, and the bell is ringing, and I know that if I can make it to class before the ringing stops, I won't get into trouble. But, right as I'm about to cross the threshold, the bell stops ringing, and all my classmates start laughing. So then I realize with horror that I can't remember getting dressed that morning, so I slowly look down, expecting to find myself wearing nothing but dirty underwear or something. But instead, I see a pleated skirt and knee-high stockings!"
"I have almost exactly the same dream, Mister President, but I'm wearing Capri pants and pink sandals with the little flower on top."
"Girls shouldn't wear pants."
"I totally agree, sir. What a nightmare."
Ouch
This might have been a bad idea.
Or perhaps to salvage it, let's talk about the underlying issue - the idea that someone would consider it a slanderous insult to be called gay. That's what bothers me about the whole business.
For whatever record anyone's keeping, I consider it a compliment when people think I'm gay.
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In the novel I'm working on, one of the characters turns out to be not so certain at all about his sexuality. He wears kilts.
Sorry.
I couldn't help myself. :)
Let's see some more writing!
What a way with words.
"There he goes again"
Reagan: "There he goes again telling me how he ran for the position of Mayor of Raleigh as a republican"
Bedtime for Bonzo wasn't at all what I hoped, Mr President.
But seriously...
Just back from UNC 40 - Citadel 6.
Also watched the 2009 men's bball champs get their rings.
Uncle Festzer (and any others), being gay isn't a stereotype. There's nothing to be ashamed of.
Sometimes I'm a screaming queen.
Sometimes I'm screaming at scholarship athletes - who could beat me to a pulp - about not dropping the d@$% football a dozen times in a Division I game.
Life's much better when you're honest with yourself.
"i come today, mr. president...
...with the report you requested. the reason the steamed carrots are thicker this week is because the slicer blade broke."
"...i feel that if a person can't communicate, the very least he can do is to shut up." --tom lehrer, january 1965
Tom wondering to himself
"If Ronnie knew I "wasn't" gay, would he want to drown me in a bathtub?"
North Carolina. Turning the South Blue!
The chairman takes a wife!
The N&O has the story of Tommy's pending marriage, which I expect will do nothing to put the rumors to rest.
Priceless quote in the comments:
How very convenient indeed.