We are seeking investors for our new offering - BuyAmericanPoliticians.com - the web's one-stop shopping site for political influence in Washington and all 50 states.
Our business will focus on peddling influence to foreign interests who were barred from contributing to U.S. political campaigns until the Supreme Court's recent Citizens United v. FEC decision.
Our products will include:
- - Forming U.S. corporations to channel foreign funds to support sympathetic U.S. politicians
- - Recruiting, training, and funding candidates to run against unsympathetic U.S. politicians
- - Turn-key state-of-the-art political research, messaging, targeting, and media services
- - Grassroots, netroots, and Astroturf organizing
- - Anything else we can get paid for and get away with
Our customers will include:
- - Foreign businesses seeking to change US trade policy
- - Foreign governments seeking to change US foreign policy
- - Foreign terrorists seeking to change US security policy
- - Anybody else we can get paid by and get away with
Our sales pitch is an offer they can't refuse:
We're having this simple message translated into hundreds of languages:
Dear Foreign Moneybags,
American corporations have long known it costs more to play by the rules than to pay our politicians to change them. Now, for the first time, our Supreme Court has made it possible for you to get in on the action!
With a few mouse clicks (and a few million euros) you can change U.S. policy to suit your agenda. Just log on to BuyAmericanPoliticians.com, enter your policy objectives, and wire-transfer the money -- we'll handle the rest! It's so easy, even a man in a cave can do it!
Need a quota lifted? A neighboring country invaded? Some U.N. inspectors called off? No problem. For the right price, US politicians will vote for just about anything.
There's only one Super Power left in the world. Do you want it working for you or against you? Visit BuyAmericanPoliticians.com today - before your enemies do!
Don't Just Buy American - BuyAmericanPoliticians.com!
Get in on the ground floor:
There's a Tsunami of foreign payola headed for our shores. Will you surf the wave or drown? Reply to this email for investment information and a prospectus on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
For more information please contact Lewis Tager, PO Box 951, Gastonia NC 28053. Posted with permission from principle.