I've always been personally pro-life, Mama.

Continuing my feature of "What comic character would they be?" (Which conveniently keeps changing its name).

This weeks episode, Mitt Romney. The former Massachusetts Governor is currently in the top-tier of Republican Presidential aspirants. Before entering politics he made millions as a business consultant and entrepreneur. Among his other accomplishments he seems quite proud of having saved the Winter Olympic in 2002 (because if there's an event that's close to American's hearts, it's the Winter Olympics), coming in and getting the planning and construction necessary to host the games back on track after it seemed it was beyond hope.

Since launching his campaign his credentials as a conservative, particularly on social issues, have been under intense scrutiny by some. Even on some superficial issues of conservatism such as hunting, Romney seems to be somewhat scattershot in his explanations of his position. At one point Romney claimed to be a 'life-long hunter' later upon being challenged it came out that this meant he had been taken hunting once while young and once recently. At the first Republican Primary debates Romney answered a question about his seeming flip-flop on the question of abortion, proclaiming he has always been "Personally Pro-Life". After watching his performance in the second debate in which he was careful to differentiate between 'torture' and 'intensive interrogation' I couldn't help but be reminded of another former Presidential candidate from Massachusetts, John Kerry. Besides their ability to articulate a position on issues that seemingly puts them on both sides and neither, they also both have great hair.

Which leads to the question "What comic character would they be?"

Well let's see, we need a character who has an ability to fit his views to whoever he's attempting to woo at the moment, exaggerates their martial prowess ('life-long hunter')and has great hair.

Clearly one character springs to mind: Johnny Bravo

Ok, he's a cartoon character, strictly speaking not comics, however he fits the criteria. Among his trademarks is constant wooing of lady's or 'Mommas' as he likes to call them, telling them whatever they want to hear (kind of like Romney and Republican voters). Another trademark is showing off his incredible karate skill (usually just before being beat up by the woman who he is currently wooing), and let's face it has great hair.

So here you go, Mitt Romney aka Johnny Bravo