The lord moves in mysterious ways



Isn't that what they like to say?

Why, he'd add a swimming pool and a hot tub!

It's right there in the Bubble.

"Blessed are the rich, for they are the rich."

Spur of the moment...


Other activities of the church

This didn't get coverage in the mainstream press, but this is the same pastor and church that started a program to proselytize in Charlotte's public schools. And is, apparently, anti-gay.

This is the most curious part of this story:

Tax value on the 19-acre Waxhaw property is $1.6 million, though Chunks Corbett, Elevation’s chief financial officer, has said that Furtick paid $325,000 for it – a figure confirmed by Union County tax records.

The $1.2 million difference

is god's gift.

Shhhhh. Don't tell the IRS.

And the Lord did sayeth

to the Furtick that ye shall build a house and it shall be mega-cubits wide and a whole lot of cubits deep and many cubits high. And ye shall tell the flock that it is a blessing and it is deserved and the Lord doth smile upon thee.

And then ye shall attempt to pass a camel through the eye of a needle.

"What I see from the folks who are opposing our agenda is whining coming from losers." -- Thom Tillis