Max goes under the knife early Monday AM in daring operation?
At 5:30 AM early monday morning at Duke Medical, I will be undergoing a big time vascular operation which will last 5 hours or more in effort to restore blood flow to my feet, legs and stomach. If the operation goes well, I will get a couple of more years of life and mobility without losing my feet and legs. I have had 17 vascular operations in my life time and this one is mostly likely my last since I have run out of space with attachements to my artries. Wish me luck as usual and you folks hang in there with your powerful comments and information on politics and your efforts to restore the Republic to the masses with constitutional democracy. I have made up a to do list for you die hards to follow up doing my absent. Here are some notes for you. I will be in Duke for a week or more, if things go well.
1. Pound Blackwater
2. Bomb Blackwater again
3. Pound Art Pope and his evil dark side foundation
4. Wack Art again just for good measure to make sure he keeps getting the message.
5. Feed my dog while I am gone
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It appears that comments are coming in for my successful operation already?
Hi Max,
Die you dirty SOB pervert!
Love John Hood
CEO of the John Locke Foundation and head waiter at Steak and Ale
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Dear Max
I hope the Doctor is drunk when he operates on you monday and hooks up your penis to your nose.........you sorry @@!!!$$^$%%^%^^%## piece of Crap..
Yours for a better Neo-Con Paradise in North Carolina
Art Pope [ not the Pope]
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Max,
I hope your Doctor goes batshit crazy and shoves a incorhent brain up your ass with Coach Dean Smith helping him. And do you really believe that Duke asshole doctor knows what he doing?
Love with a Zionist concern
Ed Cone
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Max,
We are not going to miss you at my brilliant republican editoral site. Thank God that God has decided to cut your communist liberal libertarian ass to your knees and make you a transgender midget.
Your for better editorial comments in the North Carolina mainstream media
Doug Clark
Head Editorial Writer and big man on High Point University campus
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Getting the tin foil hat permantly attached?
or just tuning in to a new frequency?
Wake Forest won't play us anymore
Michigan last year
LSU - you are next
Go ASU!
Big Brother in Max Rear?
Getting the tin foil hat permantly attached?
or just tuning in to a new frequency?*TrueMeckDem
Sorted! They are going to shove a big Intel microchip up my anal with a solar battery and panel attached to my head. This should make Homeland Security feel safe as they will know my postion at all times including yours if you keep attending those Muslin birth classes in Charlotte....... By the way stop using Republican Orwellian terms to discribe Max Hat styles at Carolina Panthers home games.
Panthers games
They would never allow tin foil hats in at BOA Stadium. Way too much fun involved and you know how the Richardsons hate for the fans to have fun.
Wake Forest won't play us anymore
Michigan last year
LSU - you are next
Go ASU!
Panther Cheerleaders Gone Wild Video for only $9.99 here!
They would never allow tin foil hats in at BOA Stadium. Way too much fun involved and you know how the Richardsons hate for the fans to have fun* TrueMeckDem
Sure they would! Don't you remember the Panthers Gay Cheerleaders going wild in a Tampa women restroom and getting busted by the Republican cops. Hey! Leave Jerry alone, he and I used to work out together in College during the summer months. And my Niece baby sits for his grandchildren.
Best of luck Max.
To paraphrase Rummy:
May the farce be with you
Good luck, Max. We'll keep the spotlight on the Puppetshow.
Thanks James!
Whatever you do! Do not let the Puppets start killing each other who worships Art [ Not the Pope] the most.
Take care Max~
Agent 99 is waiting in the recovery room.
Bru'
Max! We have decided to give you a Cheney Heart device?
Thanks Troops! Agent 99! Be sure to hook up the Cheney dark heart to my left nut and see if it is torturing correctly.
Mad Max
Max, you old dog. I have some new Pope poop I've been scooping. I'll post it soon as a get well soon gift to you. I hope you heal well and fast. Regards to Rachel
What do you mean my living will has been revoked by the Repubs?
Max, you old dog. I have some new Pope poop I've been scooping. I'll post it soon as a get well soon gift to you. I hope you heal well and fast. Regards to Rachel* Great Architect
Great! Nothing like some new Pope poop to keep me going. I am little concern about Rachel since she is my lawyer and I ask her to update my living will. She added this little change into it.
" If the Sucker Max starts to wake up from a Senator Bill Frist trance or blinks one eye, Pull the plug as fast as you can"* Amendent A for fools and drunks.
Good luck, Max
Lawrence Ferlinghetti hasn't kicked off yet, so you're not allowed to, either.
Keep that stream of consciousness flowing, brother.
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recently transplanted from Indianapolis, IN to Durham, NC
I wouldn't recommend drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S. Thompson
Thanks Branden!
I am going to need it big time, going with the flow........Hold the Fort down and always remember....attack, attack, attack.....cmb
Good Luck
I've contacted Willie and he promised that his next project is going to be a bluegrass album with Del McCory and the boys, and he's dedicating it to you. He's cowriting with Tony Rice an instrimental called, "Vasculary Breakdown". Well I think Willie was hitting the bong on the bus while I was talking to him so I hope he remembers.
Thanks Huh!
Don't worry! I have just arranged a big medical breakthough at Duke tomorrow. Instead of the usual medical knockout drugs during the operation, I will be awake and smoking some of Willie medical Pot to relieve the pain and of course directing the medical team where to hook up the toliet.....Good luck and keep those damn Rebel masons from coming back from Brazil......
Hey they might be my cousins in Brazil
but maybe it's time for a roadtrip!
We all know southern cousins marry each other?
Save gas and roadtrip expense for the trip..Ride one of their goats and start practicing up on the secret handshakes and the Group love hug.......
Gotta keep all the land in the family
plus the trailer, and hounds
You ain't nothing but a Family Hounddog
I don't know if this will come though, but this is truly a Family Love hug .......
http://bl148w.blu148.mail.live.com/mail/InboxLight.aspx?n=1121780778
Family wreath not a family tree
Both sides of my family are from SW Virginia. A couple of years ago while researching my family tree, I found out I am my own 9th cousin, which makes my parents 8th cousins.
So how many people out there are now saying - well, TMD, that explains a lot.
Wake Forest won't play us anymore
Michigan last year
LSU - you are next
Go ASU!
Horse and Carriage go together like a screw up marriage?
For God's sake man! Find a preacher and marry them now! Or stop masturbation and marry yourself.......It appears that the tranquilizers are kicking in for the operation tomorrow with this comment........
Dysfunctional Family History?
Both sides of my family are from SW Virginia. A couple of years ago while researching my family tree, I found out I am my own 9th cousin, which makes my parents 8th cousins* TrueMerkDem
I did some of the same family research in Virgina too! My Great, Great Grandfather and his son were members of the South Carolina Holcomb Brigade during the civil war. They were capture together in the final days at Petersburg by the Yankees and march to a POW camp in Maryland. They were court martial by a group of Confederates in the POW camp who claim they were Union spys and blame them for the loss of Peterburg. They were sentence to death by the confederates and to be kill in the morning. However, they decided to escape to the Union Guards but during the escape, the Union Guards shot them by mistake thinking they were trying to escape from the camp. Sometimes it is just not your day reguardless of what family side you are on!
ps....both live and later return to South Carolina on a mule after the war and live to be 95 and founders of a Charity group known as
" Traitors Confuse" The Group recently change their name to the Republican party of South Carolina
Best to you, Max!
If Ted Kennedy thought he would do well in NC, then you will be in good hands.
Thanks denno!
Hey Teddy is no fool! He knows where real medical help is instead of depending on some Catholic Medical Center in Boston where the Pope performs the operations himself in order to keep the cash flow coming him to pay off those damn child porn lawsuits.
Good luck, Max!
Wow. They should name the next highway bypass after you. :)
Thanks scharrison
They did! It is call the Global MAX NAFTA, GEFTA Free Trade highway where the American people get screw once more. Hey! After 17 who cares anymore except the Bookies in Vegas taking wagers on me.
Best of luck, Max
We'll do that whole finger-crossing, prayer-chanting and rain-dancing thing to send luck, good thoughts and "the force" your way. I'm shocked, quite frankly, that you didn't figure out a way to live-blog this whole thing. :D
Seriously, we're pulling for you and wish you a very speedy recovery.
Thanks Betty
Thanks Betty! I was going to take my laptop in but decided to use my DVD player instead with ole Ronald Reagan porn movies to keep the nurses alert. As to a mighty force to protect me and my deprive spirit, I have enlisted the Bohnemian Grove Ghosts to protect me from the Giant Great Dancing Owl that those fools dance around in the Nude when they have their yearly rich white boys ritiual meeting. See below....the Ghosts discussing my future.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/89/Reagon-nixon.jpg/300...
Over and Out at Bohnemian Grove Duke!
It appears that the first drugs are kicking in as Max moves toward Bohnemian Grove Duke.....later......Will you look at that big Owl..Wow!!!!!
http://www.rense.com/1.imagesH/horns_dees.jpg
Good luck, Max
n/t
Max's surgery also removed Blackwater?
From the AP:
MOYOCK, N.C. (AP) — Blackwater Worldwide said Monday that it planned a shift away from the security contracting business that earned it millions of dollars and made it a flash point in the debate over the use of security contractors in war zones.
"The experience we've had would certainly be a disincentive to any other companies that want to step in and put their entire business at risk," company founder and CEO Erik Prince told The Associated Press during a daylong visit to the company's North Carolina compound.
Blackwater executives say they have unfairly become a symbol for all contractors in Iraq and thus the company is a target for those opposed to the war. It plans to focus on training, aviation and logistics.
"Security was not part of the master plan, ever," company president Gary Jackson said.
Indeed, it is very evident that "security" was at the bottom of your list, Mr. Jackson.
Well said.
The very bottom.
The very bottom
Which is apparently where both U.S. soldiers and Iraqi civilians got screwed thanks to Blackwater's "other priorities".
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recently transplanted from Indianapolis, IN to Durham, NC
I wouldn't recommend drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S. Thompson
Max's Progress
Hi to all! It is "Madame Justice" here filling in for Max.
Max appreciates the concern of everybody. He came through surgery like a champ and wanted everyone to know that he is doing well and hopes to be home by this weekend. Knowing Max, I doubt he'll be able to stay away from his usual haunts once he returns.
In the meantime, keep pounding the pernicious Pope and his puppets, the bad-asses at Blackwater and the other enemies that abound!
Thanks Rachel
I deleted your duplicate posts. Say hi to Max. Godspeed.
Good to hear that all is well. Here's to a speedy recovery.
BlueNC ain't near as interesting with Max "on leave".
Person County Democrats
I'm really glad to hear that Max is on the mend.
Let's get him back here raising hell as soon as possible.
Can we, instead, start talking about "for the good of North Carolina?" --Leslie H.
Pointing at Naked Emperors
Update on Max From BlackWater medical
BlackWater Medical Corp!
" You blow them away! We repair them into Super Robo's Cops for the 21 st century of torture and home love" * Eric the Dark Prince of America and War.
Max was release from Duke late last night and is in his bunker.[Bat cave]under intense security and pain killers......He has access to a computer but is unable to understand it...Hail Hunter Thompson!
He claims that a Doctor Lawson operated on him with his superior medical team. He is unsure whether it was BJ Lawson candiate for congress or a Candiate for Senate in 2012 or 2016.
His operation lasted 6 hours and repair was done the right side.[ Total Success] The operation was stop as the left side will be done later when he is much better .....At this point. Infection is the big issue and will be the next battle for the coming week......
Yay for Max
Guess that'll make you "left leaning" for awhile longer?
Glad to see you out and about.
Max's 66 year old Minister Taser, beated by Hospital Cops
Hospital tasers 66-year-old minister over jokeDavid Edwards and Andrew McLemor Friday July 25, 2008
A reverend claims security guards dragged him out of a Toledo, Ohio hospital and tasered and beat him because he told a joke, CBS reported Friday.
Security cameras caught the incident on camera and show at least five officers surrounding a man laying on the floor and beating him.
"They've cut about five minutes of this video out," Poisson said, describing the length of time he was kicked on the ground by one of the younger guards.
Rev. Al Poisson said he was visiting the hospital to see a man who had been injured while Poisson was shopping with his 6-year-old grandson.
"It wound up being an atrocious, unbelievable situation, to say the least," the 66-year-old minister said.
I told the cops that I was the spiritual adviser to President Obama, not Max said the Minister, They didn't believe me even though I had a McCain campaign button on my bible.
http://rawstory.com//news/2008/Hospital_tasers_66yearold_minister_over_j...