Moral midget Gingrich to help Puppetshow celebrate 20 years of government hating

Submitted by James on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 10:25am

Having gotten all the influence money can buy, it seems fitting that the Puppetshow would celebrate two decades of government hating with a moral midget like Newt Gingrich.

Former House speaker and potential presidential candidate Newt Gingrich has confessed, telling conservative Christian leader James Dobson that he was cheating on his wife at around the same time the House was impeaching President Bill Clinton over his White House affair with Monica Lewinsky. But Gingrich said that didn't make him a hypocrite, because Clinton was impeached not for the affair, but for lying about it.

I agree. Newt isn't a hypocrite. He's just a lying, adulterous piece of shit, which makes him the perfect keynote speaker for the John Locke Foundation's 20th anniversary hate fest.

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Newt rules

Submitted by James on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 10:36am.

Gingrich's most recent ex-wife says he ditched her eight months after finding out she had multiple sclerosis. Marianne Gingrich, 48, shopping a book proposal "both personal and political" about how women are treated in D.C., says the ex-speaker of the House told her on Mother's Day 1999 that he wanted a divorce, after learning she had a neurological condition that could lead to MS. In 1981, the former Congressman told his other ex-wife, Jackie Battley, that he was dumping her, after she had been hospitalized with cancer. Newt, 57, will wed ex-congressional aide Callista Bisek, 34 -- with whom he had an affair while still married to Marianne -- on Aug. 18.

I wonder if the NC Family Policy Council (pdf) will be protesting the event?

Do good. Be nice. Have fun.

The Pope [ Not Art] Wants to know about Newt's Marriage?

Submitted by MadameJusticeWatch on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 2:53pm.

Gingrich's most recent ex-wife says he ditched her eight months after finding out she had multiple sclerosis. Marianne Gingrich, 48, shopping a book proposal "both personal and political" about how women are treated in D.C., says the ex-speaker of the House told her on Mother's Day 1999 that he wanted a divorce, after learning she had a neurological condition that could lead to MS. In 1981* James

What you folks don't know about Marianne is that her lawyers clean Newt Clock after the affair was reveal.

Newt is still paying to her lawyers and most likey will until the day he passes away to be with the Great Republican God in Paradise. One other note, Newt converted to Roman Catholicism after the divore and try to have the marriage with Marianne voided by the Arch-Bishop of Georgia. His grounds were " That he was unware of committing Sin by the Church" Marianne answer was " I have the marriage cert and if he wants to say it never happen, I suggest he appeal to the Pope"

If you're married to Newton Leroy...

Submitted by jimcook on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 1:40pm.

... you've got to hope you don't get sick.

Or wait, do you hope you DO get sick, so you can finally be rid of him? It's so hard to figure out the ethics of living in Newtland.

Hadn't thought of it that way

Submitted by James on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 1:51pm.

His latest wife is either praying that she'll be stricken with a fatal disease ... or that he will.

I still haven't seen the NC Family Policy Council weigh in on this. You'd think protesting a serial adulterer would be right down their alley.

Do good. Be nice. Have fun.