More bribes coming?

Deputy Assistant Governor McCrory will be making a big announcement on Friday about some kind of manufacturing business coming to North Carolina. The only question is this: how much will it cost the taxpayers to bribe the company to move here?

A. Nothing
B. Less than $1 million
C. Between $1 million and $100 million
D. More than $100 million

Bribes give the illusion of progress without actually delivering value to anyone except for the company getting them. They don't work and aren't necessary.


Weird Bribes By Associate Gov Pat?

A. Nothing
B. Less than $1 million
C. Between $1 million and $100 million
D. More than $100 million*James

You left out the following Bribes from the 1% Corporate Fascists

E. Free Corporate Booth at all Carolina Panthers Home Games

F. Free Religious Corporate Rides for the Families of the Corporate CEO's at the former Jim Baker Jesus Fun Park south of Charlotte .. In fact it has been ungraded to offer the amazing Water Ride where the Machine Gun Republican Jesus dunks the kids until they accept him as the Supreme Ruler of the Universe

G. Free Corporate Booth at the Charlotte Motor Speedway and 1000 gallons of Racing Gasoline to fuel the CEO's Limo's around the By Pass Interstate 85 south and a free tour of the Billy Graham Temple of God Museum..In fact 98 year old Graham and his Son Franklin will personally Bless you and drive the Democrat Devil out of you..

H. Free Corporate Booth at the Charlotte Bobcats Arena and you get a chance to meet with Michael Jordan who will give you a discount of any Used Auto on his Car Lots and finally a night out with the Bobcats Cheerleaders male or female depending on whether you are a secret crossdressing Republican who seeks a closer spiritual need for the Team's Mascot...

The old joke about...

"The kid who was so ugly his momma had to tie a pork chop around his neck to get the dogs to play with him", comes to mind here...

Rip nails it!

The dogs turned up their nose at Pat's cookies.

"What I see from the folks who are opposing our agenda is whining coming from losers." -- Thom Tillis