Dear Ms. Elmers,
Thanks so much for you making the Park 51 building a center of your campaign. It is so important that we care about this issue in North Carolina. Now that you've addressed what matters in New York, I will hope that you will also address these other out-of-state issues as well: :
* Seattle is considering a $2 billion dollar tunnel for Highway 99. If they are building a tunnel that expensive, shouldn't it go to Raleigh? Pearl Jam is from Seattle, and a lot of Pearl Jam fans live in NC. Imagine how thrilled they would be if they could go straight there with no traffic lights!
* A goat was killed in a drive-by in Sante Fe. North Carolina has goats. How long before we have goat drive-by killings? Bob Etheridge has not weighed in on this issue, I'll bet he's for goat drive-by killings. This could be disastrous to the North Carolina goat economy!
*Somebody in Pennsylvania was seen humping a dinosaur. I'll bet Rick Santorum is all over that! (Not literally. Get your mind out of the gutter). This man-on-dinosaur action is a disgrace, but since they are only six thousand years old anyway I'll bet neanderthals were up for a little Tyrannosaurus Sex sometimes. But it could break up marriages here in North Carolina, and put a lot of people out on the street. It couldn't hurt to add a Constitutional amendment.
All of these issues are really important to North Carolina's economy. Your support of these out-of-state issues could really make the difference.
P.S. The only reason I am supporting Bob Etheridge (except for the goat killing thing) is I don't have a job. If I lived up in New York, I could maybe see increasing the power of the federal government to step in on local zoning regulations and changing the first amendment to prevent people from saying or praying how they wished.
You would do so well in New York! You should move there!