Orr in a pickle

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The N&O today reports yet another entrant into the lieutenant governor's race, this time it's Walter Dalton. Dalton joins Dan Besse, Hampton Dellinger, and Pat Smathers in a literal run for the money. From what I can tell, they're all good guys - which means the winner's going to be the one with the deepest pockets, best connections, and most powerful fundraising machine.

Which brings us to the end of the N&O article and the point of this entry. Judge Bob Orr.

Also Monday, GOP gubernatorial hopeful Bob Orr announced he will step down as executive director of a conservative legal group he helped create to devote more time to his campaign.

Orr, who announced in late January his plan to run for governor, said he will leave the North Carolina Institute for Constitutional Law sometime next month. The former state Supreme Court judge said he will continue a law practice and possibly perform contract work for the institute. Orr said he has hired a campaign finance director and expects a campaign kickoff event in late April or May.

From what I can tell as an occasional visitor to Orr's Institute for Constitutional Law, the sold-out judge has it made in the shade being on the short leash of Art Pope. Orr hasn't written one of his so-called Cornerstone Commentaries in more than half a year, and that latest update to the site is a press release from January.

In other words, Art Pope is paying Bob Orr to either (1) do nothing, or (2) run for governor. Which, of course, is where the pickle comes into play.

You see, Orr isn't an independently wealthy member of the Party of Greed like Fred Smith and Bill Graham. Those guys can (and do) spend like it's going out of style, both having proven they have more money than sense. Sponge Bob, on the other hand, is living off the largess of Puppetmaster Pope. The problem is, Pope is a polarizing extremist, cut from the same piece of cloth as Karl Rove. He's hell bent on remaking the NCPOG in his own image, which causes no end of consternation among moderate Republicans who are sick of losing all the time.

So where does that leave Bob Orr? Between a rock and a hard place. In a pickle, so to speak. He needs Art Pope to keep covering his expenses and fund his gubernatorial campaign. But when people realize he's the Puppetmaster's boy through and through, well, things could begin to unravel.

Most interesting of all will be Art Pope's next generation of campaign manipulation communications. There's no way Orr is going to raise enough money for this race on his own, which means he's going to have to be propped up by Pope's electioneering organization. Art Pope mastered the good old 4999 play last year, skating just under the letter of the law by spending corporate money to send out batches of mail pieces without going over the 5000 limit. Classy guy, no?

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Bob Orr to prove to us that he isnt being paid by Art Pope to run for governor.

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"Keep the Faith"

That would be hard.

Sort of like Elizabeth Dole proving she actually lives in North Carolina. All the evidence I can find is to the contrary.

I dont think it would be that hard

All she would have to do is visit more than once every two months. And vote our wishes every now and then.

All Orr has to do is produce something of value for his time. No work in 6 months is a pretty pathetic record. Given what John Hood said about Easley's willingness to let his appointees do their job, I wonder what he would have to say about a guy who apparently doesnt ask anyone to do anything, let alone what they are paid for.

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"Keep the Faith"

Yes.

Republicans always want to attack Edwards work for the Center on Poverty, yet he ran 10 or more meetings and presentations, and raised millions in funds for the center.

So, what is Orr's output?

Jesus Swept ticked me off. Too short. I loved the characters and then POOF it was over.
-me

Constitutional Law Meeting Gone Wild?

Ironically, Bill Graham has been the chair of Sponge Bob's Institute for a few years now, which must have led to some interesting board meetings.*A

Last meeting by the board this week

Billy: Meeting come to order please. Rap, Rap!

Board members: Hear! Hear!

Billy: Okay first piece of business! Sponge Bob! We are not renewing your contract! Your're Fired!

Sponge Bob: You can't do that!

Billy: Yes I can Sponge Bob! I am a lawyer and your are a rejected freeloading former Judge.

Sponge Bob! Screw you Salibury pimp democrat!

Billy: I am not a democrat Sponge Bob. You are a Rockefeller Republican. Get use to it you half ass liberal.

Sponge Bob: Take that Billy Gore boy!

Wack! Wack! Pow! Bang! Crunch!

Art: Stop it! I said stop it! John jump in there and stop these assholes lawyers from killing themselves.

John Hood: I can't boss, you are a lawyer too?

Art: Oh! Well get the foundation check book and get the hell of here. Let's these assholes settle it themselves.

Art: Who are you?

Fred Smith: I am Senator Fred Smith and running for Gov and need your help.

Art: Forget it chump! I got one dumb Judge on my payroll and I don't need a house builder to build a another shack in Raleigh.

Fred: Screw you rich frat boy! I am a Major in the National Guard and the next time I catch your frat boy Duke ass in Johnston County. I'll have a cross of fire up you ass.

Fred: Nathan! Get in there and show all of these idiots out of this office.

Nathan Tabor! Right Major! But, But, this is Mr Pope office.

Fred: Oh! Well write a book about this fight and say the United Nations has taken it over. That should scare the hell out of the Republican voters

Paramedics arriving on the scene: Hi! Okay don't make any fast moves until we get all of these white straight jackets on you boys. HQs! 9-11! We need more backup here. These people are confirmed American terrorists.

You've outdone yourself Max!

I see writing for a sitcom in your future. The Bill & Bob Show!

Mt Olive NC own in politics of the unknown?

Orr in a pickle? * A

I see writing for a sitcom in your future. The Bill & Bob Show!* A

Not really A! You need to use our own State pickle Gov race symbol instead of that cheap discount B&G pickle.

Mt Olive pickles! Do you know that all of the republican candiates for Gov have suck on our pickles to prove their manhood!

Man...

I thought this was really about pickles.

The sharpest criticism often goes hand in hand with the deepest idealism and love of country. - Robert F. Kennedy

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There are people in every time and every land who want to stop history in its tracks. They fear the future, mistrust the present, and invoke the security of the comfortable past which, in fact, never existed. - Robert F. Kennedy

Now THAT's a sad pickle story

:(

Oh, that is sad

My grandmother makes the best bread and butter pickles. Of course, the secret is the cucumbers that come straight from her garden. My f-i-l made the best hot relish - same secret - cukes from his garden. I want a garden. (.....and someone to tend it. :) )

Robin Hayes lied. Nobody died, but thousands of folks lost their jobs.



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