Running mates: Help me decide

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cain/abel

Herman Cain and Alan Abel (once ran for Congress on a platform that included paying congressmen based on commission; selling ambassadorships to the highest bidder; installing a lie detector in the White House and truth serum in the Senate drinking fountain)

Newt would fit right in

on that "selling ambassadorships" model. He's been selling his own soul for decades in order to feed his Tiffany's habit.

Newt and John Cleese ... cuz every time I hear his name

I think of this .... (appropriate line at 1:25)

paul/simon

Ron Paul and Max Simon (Simon was a private in the Prussian Army during World War I and was one of the first members of the SS in the early 1930s)

Perry / ?

What's a god-fearing Republican to do?