Something very funny

If you don't follow the Progressive Pulse blog, you should. And if you do follow it, you already know about their resident Tea Bagger, Frances Jenkins. Frances is a bit like Frank Burns (who we have since banned from BlueNC) in that she has a remarkable ability to say nothing and avoid responsibility, all while playing the victim in almost everything she writes.

In response to today's Frances fantasies, Greg Flynn, one of our BlueNC frontpagers, channels the woman with brilliant creativity and cleverness. Please go read the whole thread for a good laugh, but the punch line is posted below the fold.

Frances Jenkins: Chris, Why do you avoid talking about west? You must hate the west. You never care about the moon. What about all the other planets in the solar system? You never talk about them. With the sun as your leader, power is in one tiny dot. The kind of corruption of NASA only allows a few people to have access to the moon. Two shuttles experienced huge technical problems. The earth was created in 7 days 6,000 years ago but the Democrat Party destroyed it in 100 years. If Dalton wins the X-Prize Coleman will still be an African American woman chosen one. Why do you hide behind words only. Why will you not touch a picture of Jim Hunt even with a ten foot pole? The picture is fake like the moon landing. Mansfield is a doctor. Do you think Obama will let doctors give healthcare? His symbol is corrupt O-rings. He will promise the moon to the poor but he will not let them go there. He will put the Jim Hunt Libary in green pastures. Alan Shepard was an astronaut who played golf on a fake moon but the Lord is my shepherd. Bev Perdue is another corrupt white man. She will never be African American woman. She will not let the African American go to the moon. You will not talk about the moon. The truth matters. Where is Sarah? She will not write about the moon. She will not show pictures of the moon. She only writes about the East Carolina Development Company. She never writes about the West Carolina Development Company. Why do you avoid talking about west? You must hate the west.

Comments

Well done, Greg

This is the funniest thing I've read in years.

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We are not amused.

M*A*S*H references

Your'e right, James. This made the entire Policy Watch staff's day.

I also like the Frank Burns reference, though I've usually thought that one more applicable to Dallas Woodhouse or Francis DeLuca. As for our crazy commenter Frances, I've always thought of her as more of a "Five O'clock Charlie."

We need all the humor we can get

I can imagine you guys rolling in the aisles. This section, in particular, had me in stitches.

Why will you not touch a picture of Jim Hunt even with a ten foot pole? The picture is fake like the moon landing. Mansfield is a doctor. Do you think Obama will let doctors give healthcare? His symbol is corrupt O-rings. He will promise the moon to the poor but he will not let them go there. He will put the Jim Hunt Libary in green pastures. Alan Shepard was an astronaut who played golf on a fake moon but the Lord is my shepherd. Bev Perdue is another corrupt white man. She will never be African American woman. She will not let the African American go to the moon. You will not talk about the moon. The truth matters.

It is SO Frances.

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We are not amused.

Oh you ...

... with your golden egg educations.

;)

Funny indeed.

Just the laugh I needed today.

I wondered what had become of old Frank. He last much longer than I'd ever have allowed, but I'm one of those intolerant liberals.

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