Crossdressing Republicans!

TIME has a very unappealing (if you are Republican) article available that is damning to the right wing of American politics while still being overtly fair to the Party of Greed.

We all have read about the utter failure of the listening tour of NCNA (National Council for New America) and metrosexual host Eric Cantor's pizza party with friends Jeb Boy, and all those other non-intresting Republicans.

Dayum! They all got their asses handed to them by their Boss, Limpbaugh. Then they decide that it isn't a listening tour. It's a teaching tour, via Boss Limpy. Then they say...oh the hell with it. Let's let Patty tell us what they really feel. Today. This minute. Until Rush sez it isn't what they feel.

Patty sez:

Oh No! A FL STATE HOUSE REP. was ARRESTED today.

It appears that
State House Rep. Bob Allen, a Republican, who represents District 32 of the State House of Representatives. The district spans parts of Brevard and Orange counties. Allen was first elected to the office in 2000. Titusville police say they have arrested Florida State Rep. Robert "Bob" Allen, of Merritt Island, on second degree misdemeanor charges for solicitation for prostitution. Allen, 48, was arrested Wednesday afternoon at Veteran's Memorial Park on East Broad St. in Titutsville. The park was under surveillance by a detail of undercover police officers. Officers say they noticed Allen acting suspicious as he went in and out of the men's restroom 3 times. Minutes later, he solicited an undercover male officer inside the restroom, offering to perform oral sex for $20. Officers realized he was a public figure after the arrest and the professional service by Bob Allen.

Senator Vitter, a Republican family values promoter of Louisiana was informed of the arrest and said he would launch a investigation into the " Boys Gone Wild Video"" and deny that he had ever slept with a police officer while on duty.

It was reported that Rep Allen was trying to contact former Republican Congressman Foley on how to handle this image issue with the media. The undercover officer wrote in his arrest report that Mr Allen kept mutting words about someone name Patty in North Carolina while the professional service was being perform.

The Rev Hardcore Jones of the
"1st Jesus is coming back and wants your body in the fight against Satan Church" was quoted as saying " Brother Allen has been in and out of our Church many times for political and spiritual speeches on the Sins of Crossdressing Liberals in San Francisco. I thought it was strange that he worn a ladies hat when speaking to the Lady Church Choir.