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Illegal Alien Destroys My Minivan. My Son and I Injured.

From: Vernon Robinson (admin@vernonrobinson.com)

Dear Republican White Folks:

I have received so many inquiries as to my heath that I thought I should email my past supporters and let you know what happened. Several weeks ago, I was rear ended by an illegal alien. He destroyed my minivan. Doctors say I suffered a concussion but thankfully there was no bleeding in the brain. My son's leg was hurt but both of us have recovered. Our Lord and Savior is watching over us. Things could have been substantially worse.