joe boylan

Now that corporations can buy elections, do you think they'll establish a "returns" policy in case the purchased candidate doesn't perform as expected? When a rich guy spends a hundred grand on an unknown nobody who turns out to be a lecherous drunk, surely a refund would be in order.

Joe Boylan is dealing with his demons. Good luck, Joe. Consider yourself included in my prayers.

Well, it looks like the Democrats are just having a plain out good week. In the words of Paul O'Connor, Do-It-Yourself Stupidity is in with Republicans, showing just how dumb representatives like Patrick McHenry are like. But hey, us Democrats aren't the only ones screaming it from the rooftops- apparently Lance Sigmon is the only Republican with the guts to actually say a Republican did something wrong, as he tears apart McHenry in this video. God, I love Republican infighting, especially when one of their own breed is the one pointing out McH's many flaws.

But it gets better.

The Southern Pines Pilot reports that the Moore County District Attorney's Office is continuing an investigation into state Rep. Joe Boylan's 2006 campaign to see if two workers illegally voted in the May 2006 primary.

Hey, you Moore County people! Even up here in Randolph we're hearing that Joe Boylan is angling to win the Almond-Privette award for the Republican Sexual Impropriety of the Week. The Pilot last Saturday had a recap of the Story So Far...

Late Tuesday night, The Southern Pines Pilot ran a story in which Joe Boylan called the rumors of his wild exploits baseless. The hard copy of the paper hit the stands on Wednesday. By Thursday, Joe had to issue retractions to two of his statements. Misrepresentations? Or Lies? Hmmm.....

I'm posting this to the front page. I don't think the headline makes it clear - this is a big deal. I think we can kiss the hairdresser goodbye. - RP

Hairdresser Joe Boylan goes public to deny rumors that he groped a fellow legislator.