Michelle Bachman

I’m running for U.S. Senate from the state of Wisconsin and if elected I will initiate a bill to outlaw homosexuality, abortion, and all forms of pornography.
—Wisconsin GOP Senate candidate Ernest J Pagels, Jr, for some reason considered a longshot.

We will talk a little bit about what has transpired in the last 18 months and would we count what has transpired into turning our country into a nation of slaves.
—Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R, MN), who never runs out of offend-o-juice.

Thank you, Scott Brown. When you're starving that it is the best time to go on a diet. You're already used to no food.
—Stephen Colbert, in response to Sen. Scott Brown's (R, MA) vote against extending unemployment benefits because of fiscal concerns.

He was really cute and I liked when he did his speeches.