The Grand Old Party in North Carolina has done something no one imagined possible. They are the first* in the nation to establish government-sanctioned discrimination against gay people!
Aren't we special?
* According to Laura Leslie, Utah beat us to the punch, so to speak. I figure they get special dispensation because of the Church of the Latter Day Saints. Those guys get away with all kinds of crap, so I don't really hold them to the standards of a sane society.