Tom Fetzer is not Gay

It wasn't that hard, was it? :)

State Republican Party Chairman Tom Fetzer has become a proud father.

Thomas Harrison Fetzer III, to be called Harrison, was born July 2. Fetzer reports that his son, who was born in a Wilmington hospital, was 7 pounds, 9 ounces at birth.

“He is absolutely delightful,” said Fetzer.

Tell you what, Tom. If you want to prove your manhood, you need to get yer ass up at oh-dark-thirty in the morning and take care of this delightful little person, and let Kate catch up on her rest. I'm not talking for a few days either, pal.

D'Annunzio lost, I'll bet to Larry Kissell's chagrin because now he'll have a true race with a significant candidate in Harold Johnson. Johnson, a former sportscaster was also the hand-picked candidate by none other than "Not Gay" Tom Fetzer.

Prior to the election, D'Annunzio was given more than an hour on a live radio broadcast where he did a live melt-down!

"If we let deranged, demented people like you choose who we have for politicians, we'll continue to have dunces and political hacks from here into the future," D'Annunzio charged. "If people wake up and see through you and your types then maybe we'll wind up with people who have the balls to get up there and really fight for what the people need."