Tarheel Taliban

Breaking news from a secret meeting of the Tarheel Taliban this week: the Republican's new four-part plan to restore family values in North Carolina.

  1. Establish the rights of a fetus under North Carolina law as equivalent to those of a living, breathing a human being.
  2. Define abortion as murder, a capital crime.
  3. Resume the death penalty for capital crimes.
  4. Execute women for having abortions.

Any questions?

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Gays will be next

It's all pre-ordained:

  1. Enshrine inequality in the NC Constitution
  2. Define homosexuality as a crime
  3. Put gays to death

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James,

You don't actually believe this nonsense you're writing, do you?

As a matter of fact, I do. It is the natural and logical outcome of criminalizing abortion. Once you make the case that a fetus is exactly equivalent to full human life, there's no where else to go. How could the Taliban justify having different punishments for abortion and good, old-fashioned murder? That would be admitting that a fetus is not exactly equivalent to a full human life, and that admission is intolerable to the Taliban mind.

Housewives of God

Women need to pray for God to renew a spirit of submission in their hearts.

And you thought I was kidding about this stuff. I suppose it's inevitable. When your religion is based on the belief that it's kosher for a magic spirit to impregnate an unmarried virgin without her knowledge or consent, well, anything is possible.

Re: Nos. 1 & 2 above

Positions such as these on abortion should be violations of the First Amendment since they represent positions which are not held by all religions. For example, no branch of Judaism considers a fetus - until viability - to have the status of a human being. It is not a "nefesh.". Abortion, though not sanctioned for all reasons, is not considered murder unless the unborn child could survive outside the womb. Also, the rights of the mother always take precedence. So, if a mother's life is clearly in danger, an abortion is definitely justified. Judaism, wisely, values the living above all.

Should

Of course they should be violations of the first amendment, but that is not how the resurgent Christianists will choose to interpret things. Taliban Stam has one agenda in mind. He wants to make your personal choices subservient to what he believes his god wants.

Don't forget

In addition to the constitutional amendment defining marriage as between a man and a woman, we need to repeal that anti- bullying bill that mentions "sexual orientation"

Maybe we should just get rid of sex altogether

That's what god wants, after all. Any sex act that doesn't lead to the creation of a fetus should be illegal.