Tea Party flavor selections
Submitted by scharrison on Tue, 09/21/2010 - 6:42pm
Now available with 15% less astroturf!
"They try to portray themselves as some sort of grass-roots movement, but they are a classic example of what those on the left would call astroturf," Meckler said of the Tea Party Express. "They are fake, they're not from the grassroots. These are longtime Republican political activists with their own agenda."
Even as Meckler touted his Tea Party Patriots as representative of the grass-roots movement, he also announced his group had received the $1 million donation from a single contributor. The contribution came with conditions, Meckler said, including one that requires the donor's name to remain secret despite the tea party movement's stated commitment to openness.
That's one big-ass grass root right there. That would take a backhoe to pull up. Or dynamite. Better use dynamite.
Perhaps I am old skool here, but I prefer
my grassroots with 15% more astroturf! All that organic political uprising was beginning to become quite binding. Now that I've added serious Benjamin's back to my diet, I find everything is moving smoothly once again.
Sincerely,
Mr. Puppet
North Carolina. Turning the South Blue!
Plus, you don't have to mow it
every week to keep it looking good. Or water it, for that matter. Astroturf is way underrated. ;)