The Truth Is Out There
Submitted by Haywood on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 2:50pm
More Americans believe in UFOs (34%) than oppose a public option (26%). The debate is over.
From our friends at Media Matters Action Network.
As health insurance reform makes its way through congress, it's easy to observe the partisan fighting in Washington and believe the country is deeply divided over a "public option."
Luckily, that is not the case. Americans love choices. They want the opportunity to choose to purchase a public health insurance plan.
A recent New York Times/CBS News poll found that 65% favored a public option, with only 26% opposed to it.
To put that number in perspective: a 2007 Associated Press/Ipsos poll found that 34% of Americans believe in UFOs.
What? Only 34%? I'm stunned....
Just last night I was out in the pasture with my tin-foil hat and harmonically tuned fillings waiting for another visitation. Lightning and heavy cloud cover disturbed my vigil and also created an almost catastrophic energy beam surge apparently originating from the confluence of multiple digital satellite dish signals each tuned to Tom Delay's episode of "Dancing with the Stars." Fortunately, just as the energy field materialized a UFO flew by and deflected most of the beam into the Febelmeyer's outhouse. Gratefully, even though Otto was in the outhouse he wasn't seriously hurt and the blaze would have been extinguished faster if all those Sears catalogs hadn't been in the outhouse. I should mention that I haven't seen Otto Febelmeyer so scared since that time he was in the outhouse and a rooster came up under the seat through a loose board back of the outhouse and gave old Otto's dangling equipment a good solid peck and crowed at the same time. Otto was bug-eyed then...but the other night what with the lightning and the UFO and all, I swear he was plumb drooling and his arms and legs were just a-going in a full bore stationary panic.
Stan Bozarth
Excellent, Stan!!
Progressives are the true conservatives.
Dancing With The Alien Lizards Stars!
Just last night I was out in the pasture with my tin-foil hat and harmonically tuned fillings waiting for another visitation. Lightning and heavy cloud cover disturbed my vigil and also created an almost catastrophic energy beam surge apparently originating from the confluence of multiple digital satellite dish signals each tuned to Tom Delay's episode of "Dancing with the Stars."* Stan
You need to get out more and start drinking lizard H2O in order to focus on the real things of life.....See below
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc-Ek-eIRxk