The US never has been and never will be a "Christian nation"
Submitted by James on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 3:20pm
The nation has offended Providence. We formed our Constitution without any acknowledgement of God; without any recognition of His mercies to us, as a people, of His government, or even of His existence. The [Constitutional] Convention by which it was formed, never asked even once, His direction, or His blessings, upon their labors. Thus we commenced our national existence under the present system, without God.
Theologian Joanathan Edwards, president of Yale University, 1812
Is God on Vacation as usual?
Some historial religious experts claim God was away on a vacation in Costa Rica during the American Revolution and the creation of the United States. Others have claim that the American god was a nightmare or wet dream that went wild, when it found out that the Devil was deeply involved in creating it behind a secret Muslin sleeper cell in South Philly. George Washington really screw things up when he took the oath of the President on a Masonic Bible that later disappear into deep space and was the first God to claim the name " The Great Architect" of the Universe which created everything in 6 days less Union time off on the 7 th day. Just the other day, A individual who was convicted of a federal crime of confederating American coins in North Carolina where he claim that god made him do it to save America. It interesting to note that this same individual started the 1 st Church of Weed [ Pot for you old timers in the Tea Party] in Hawaii. He claim to have met God on his first joint and once week in a religious service lite up a joint for the whole church and it's members as a religious symbol that God was involved with him personally and they chatted all the time about how to solve the Universe issues without help from the evil Alien Lizards in the Republican Party... This is the great thing about America, everybody God is in a competitive contest to see whose god rules in the end and becomes a winner like Charlie Sheen.. Frankly this God business is boring until the Military Industrial Complex starts bombing the shit of infidels in the name of a Crusader Republican Kick ass Jesus which seems to get the attention of the Lizard Lick Republican Party. However Obama screw that up by adopting the Republican party war platform in the past 2 years..So what is a Lizard Lick Atheist to do when confounded with this god business in both major political parties. It's simple! Go to Vegas while it still exsists and make sure the Atheist stays in Vegas!
" God save the Queen!"
Wow, Max
I'll have whatever you're drinking, dude. Seriously.
When it's time to go crazy and 'splode into full-bore anarchy, I definitely want you beside me.
Do good. Be nice. Have fun.
It's A Mad, Mad, GOP Art Pope World!
I'll have whatever you're drinking, dude. Seriously.
When it's time to go crazy and 'splode into full-bore anarchy, I definitely want you beside me.*James
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzZsp8SvJj8
I didn't have anything to drink while writing that little thought, but I had just finished viewing " It's A Mad, Mad, World" However! The good news is that your app has been approve to join the 1 st Gaddifa freedom fighters milita. We meet every Tuesday nite on the island of Malta and watch Charlie Sheen training Warlock videos on the pro and cons on why the Knights Of Malta should be running the world instead of Goldman Sachs..
God save the King and Charlie Sheen!