Wake GOP tosses eye of Newt into cauldron
Casting a spell of forgetfulness:
"We are delighted Speaker Gingrich has chosen to come to Raleigh at this important juncture," Bryant said in a statement. "He is one of the premier public speakers of our time, and his understanding of the important issues facing the nation today is unmatched."
Here's an example of his wisdom:
“We must expect the Soviet system to survive for a very long time. There will be Soviet labor camps and Soviet torture chambers well into our grandchildren’s lives.”
Dumbass.
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Newt's Cab Service?
" We must be able to give our all in the name of Patriotism and my ablility to lead this country out of it's mess that somehow us Republicans got it into to start with. If it means cheating on all of your wifes while congress is in session, than go for it and remember the Republican neo-con war god loves you and your just cause to make me the President of the 21 st century"* Paraphasing Newt after another personal therapy session that went nowhere......
Question! Newt! Did you serve in the Nam war?
Answer! Nope! But I had a very important job during the war and got exempt from the draft.
Question! What was that important job?
Answer! I was finishing my PHD on how the King of Beligium at Tulane University aquired and corner the diamond market in the Congo in 1888 and besides I was trying to take care of my 2 daughters in the local headstart program. My wife at that time who was 10 years older than me was teaching at a local public school and she needed me to support her and the kids. I resent people who say that I don't have any military experince since my father serve in World War Two in Europe and I visited all of those battle fields as a military brat. By the way! The King of Beligium is the most misunderstood man in history besides me..
Question! Newt! There is a nasty rumor out there about you being a switchitter in the Gay community! How do you answer that charge?
Answer! Another lie by my enemies, just because my 1/2 sister is Gay, that has nothing do with my sexual positions in life. That rumor was started when a Yellow Cab in New Jersey dropped me off at a Gay Bar by mistake at 3 am one night while I was speaking to a local Republican group at the local country club. It took me hours to get another Cab from the club which never came. Finally, a group of friendly Gays took me back to the Hotel that following afternoon. I challenge any person who has proof that I am Gay to step forward and show me where I cross over the line on this personal matter.
Question! Okay! I buy that but why was your phone number left on the Club restrooms wall?
Nothing says family values like serial adultery
Yeah. The Newtster has a lot of insight to offer ... if you don't mind getting your insight from a lying sack of shit.
Pope won't show
Art will have something really, really important to do that day so he won't be able to attend this orgy.
You see, Pope is teetering on the edge of palatable, what with his own "family values" and all. Being caught in a photograph with his arm around Newt Gingrich would be the straw that pushes him over into pariah-land.
Of the two, Gingrich is certainly the more toxic right now, but Pope is coming on fast. It won't be long before his money smells too bad to take for decent Republicans ... not that there are many of those left.
Probably not, but I'll bet
there will be a few puppets in attendance so they can report back with any useful tidbits.
Newt's Weird Knowledge of American History?
I am sure the first thing he will say is bomb the shit out of Belgrade.[ ie 38,000 sorties were flew against Belgrade for 4 years, not counting blowing the Chinese Embassy to hell and back by mistake].....oops......wrong war! Or was it the time he said " The greastest General in the American Civil War was George Mcclellan." Boy! That really piss off the Georgia supporters of General Bobby E. Lee at the Saturday Morning Republican Grits and Pork salt meeting at Hardys ..
I hope Newt takes Art to the Lizard Lick good ole boy Republican Pig in the Eye meeting while here....