Submitted by Connie Mack Berry Jr on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 12:03pm.
Breaking
Congresswomen Bachmann is upset today, when she heard that Governor Rick Perry said he has heard God call for him to enter the Republican Presidential Primary Race. Bachmann said God call her first and not Perry. The Offical Spokensperson for God, "Mr Republican Jesus" said this decision by God was made when he was on a Vacation thinking he had told Bachmann to join another Therapy Group that promoted Angel Dust Flying. Republican Jesus also said to make matters worst in this Race. Candidate Herman Cain said he too was called by God to enter the Race. God said he would sort out this vast misunderstanding mess among the Candidates by holding a lighting storm contest where all three candidates stand under a Republican Country Club Golf Course Tree in the Nude next week.
Let's shred Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security and maybe if the tooth fairy shows up, we might be able to see some new revenues at some indeterminate time in the indeterminate future.
Could Democrats gain a lot of seats in the House, possibly even a majority, while simultaneously voting out Barack Obama? It would certainly run counter to all historical precedent but these are weird times politically.
Speaking as a born again non-believer
Teh Google sez god is a Republican, not a Democrat.
Do good. Be nice. Have fun.
Confused Republican God?
Breaking
Congresswomen Bachmann is upset today, when she heard that Governor Rick Perry said he has heard God call for him to enter the Republican Presidential Primary Race. Bachmann said God call her first and not Perry. The Offical Spokensperson for God, "Mr Republican Jesus" said this decision by God was made when he was on a Vacation thinking he had told Bachmann to join another Therapy Group that promoted Angel Dust Flying. Republican Jesus also said to make matters worst in this Race. Candidate Herman Cain said he too was called by God to enter the Race. God said he would sort out this vast misunderstanding mess among the Candidates by holding a lighting storm contest where all three candidates stand under a Republican Country Club Golf Course Tree in the Nude next week.
Obama town hall this morning
Bottom line:
Let's shred Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security and maybe if the tooth fairy shows up, we might be able to see some new revenues at some indeterminate time in the indeterminate future.
Do good. Be nice. Have fun.
Buh-bye, Obama
Even PPP is realizing it.
We want Democrats, not Republicans in drag.