This is what happens when you screw with Mother Nature

Republicans will object:

We like a free market approach to poison in water," said Speaker Thom "Taliban" Tillis. "The truth is, the government has no business regulating poisons because the market will eventually prevail. If a few hundreds thousand people die from cancer or have birth defects because their drinking water contains mercury or perchlorate, so be it. Others will learn that water isn't safe and then for-profit water companies will step in and solve the problem.

And about those birth defects: Just because a fetus is developing with no brain, no internal organs and no limbs, doesn't change anything. A woman is obligated to carry that child to term, and if she doesn't, she should be executed like any other murderer.