Republican led House Science, Space, and Technology Committee

GOP Flat Earth Society members Todd Akin of Missouri and Paul Broun of Georgia ordered a case of Preparation H delivered to the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing on the threat of asteroids. The hyper-right wing committee members thought they were investigating hemorrhoids.
It's been reported that NC Republicans Paul Stam, Justin Burr, Larry Pittman and NC Lt. Governor Dan Forrest have begun hoarding cases of the ointment in preparation for the heavenly onslaught.